Bonus acrostic: Precatio ad Absurdum

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You know, I'm starting to warm to these smaller acrostics. They're more bite-sized and cute. It's not a huge challenge necessarily, but not everything has to be, you know? I'm also happy with the serendipitous clue pair of B and F in this one.

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